Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Smoking Fun

The Quipper News Service (QNS) has again snagged an exclusive, just for you. Yes, that's right; an exclusive. That means no one else has it. You can only see it here, exclusively, courtesy of QNS.

We have intercepted THE CORRESPONDENCE from a member of the Ohio voting public that caused Senator Voinovich to change his vote on the so-called Immigration Bill. Many people believe that it was his performance on Sean Hannity's radio program that caused him to change his tune. However, QNS has exclusive access to a Senate staffer in Voinovich's office that has confirmed, exclusively, that this correspondence is what finally did him in.

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(That should have been, "cause our federal deficit TO rise". EXCLUSIVE!)

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There you have it. Exclusively, from QNS. The actual letter that convinced Senator George Voinovich to vote against the illegal immigrant amnesty, don't enforce the current laws bill. (Oops, we mean the Immigration Bill. Don't want to sound partisan, now.)

EXCLUSIVE!

2 comments:

Dana said...

Oh, that little conversation is priceless...and perfect post. Thanks for the smile.

Scottius Maximus said...

Quipper!

I love that kind of paper. I can't seem to find it anymore.