Sunday, December 17, 2006

...and those who love them

Yes, it is time again to dole out the awards I lovingly call the Idiot of the Week Awards. And, well, after watching the Browns/Ravens game, this was an easy one again.

Let's start with a recap of the game. Even though it was close at halftime, the Browns...


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We interrupt this week's Idiot of the Week Awards to give you breaking news. Out in the suburbs of Cleveland, Ohio, it has just been reported that blog celebrity Mrs. Quipper is about to celebrate another anniversary of her birth. Authorities have gone on record saying that it couldn't happen to a nicer woman, and that her husband is thrilled again to be married to someone his own age. Records show that this phenomenon happens only two and a half months every year.

Family and friends can't say enough about Mrs. Quipper. The compliments are coming in from the local community and from around the world. From her extraordinary knitting talents, to her homeschool teaching prowess, and her ability to make elegant and the mundane meals taste like a million bucks, the Quipper family cannot get enough of her.

Mr. Quipper, in a not-so-rare interview, said, "All the money in the world could not compensate for everything that my lovely wife does for our family. She is beautiful, faithful, and a wonderful conversationalist. There is nothing more that I could ask for. I love you, hon. Happy Birthday."


This concludes our breaking news. Now, back to your regularly scheduled Idiot of the Week Awards.


...when the draft is over. Ugh!

5 comments:

Marie N. said...

Thank you, hon. I love you too.

Barb the Evil Genius said...

What a great tribute to your wife!

GDAEman said...

Happy Birthdy Mrs. Quipper.

From Baltimore's GDAEman, another fan of Bela Fleck, but not too much of a Ravens fan.

Favorite Apron said...

Marie!! Happy 27th birthday!!

Marie N. said...

Favorite Apron,

LOL!!!! I do remember 27.