Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Yes, Virginia, There Is a Savage Claus

Last night, the Cleveland Browns fired "offensive coordinator" Maurice Carthon. (And there was much rejoicing.)

After receiving upgrades from WR 1.0 to WR 2.0, TE 1.0 to TE 2.1, and O-line 1.0 to, well, we're not sure yet, Maurice's offense had the same problems this year as it did last year.

I am certain that on-field personnel had something do to with the problem, but that poor planning and stupidity were more to blame.

Adios, Maurice. As a parting gift, we offer to buy you that Offensive Game Planning for Dummies book.

Oh, the post title? Phil Savage is the General Manager of the Cleveland Browns. I believe he had a hand in the decision to extract the cancer from the body.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and with whom did they replace him?

A breath of fresh air? A outside perspective? An objective coach with a proven track record?


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


And the Browns have sold out the stadium since 1999. Why SHOULD they change? Where's the incentive? There are enough people to pay outrageous prices for EVERY seat for EVERY game.

By the way, have the browns, since "returning," ever had a head coach who was a head coach before the job with Cleveland?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

What's that definition of insanity?

Nothing to see here. Move along.
;-)

Quipper said...

Scott, who dumped a bottle of lemon juice in your cereal bowl this morning? :-)

Barb the Evil Genius said...

This morning? When is he not like this?

Quipper said...

Barb, good point. :-)